Galaxy Blythe

Welcome to my profile. My name is Megan but I like to be called Galaxy, and I will read anything that somebody recommends. I will accept all friend requests but don't ask me any personal questions because then I will probably assume you are a creepo.

I will answer all messages because I am nice like that. :) You can talk to me about anything (as long as it's not personel) and please comment on my stories because I need to know what I should do better.

Now about me: I have seven dogs, I want to go to college somewhere near Boston. Harvard is obviously my first choice. My best friend also writes so we read each other's stories, When I grow up I want to be a lawyer or an auther. I want to have 3 children named Chyna, Raine, and Cameron.


Birthday: October 4

Location: U.S.A

Likes: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Talking, Imagining, listening to music.

Talents (I have heard these all from compliments): Singing, Playing music, Drawing, Writing.

What sounds fun but I have never had the chance to do: Riding a horse, Going to Universal Studios, Bungee Jumping, Sky Diving.

Dislikes: Most sports except for volleyball, The "Popular Group", Goths, Hairless Animals

Favorite Female Singer-Avril Lavigne or Evanscance or P!nk

Favorite Male Singer-Nickelback

Favorite book series: the Maze Runner books, the Percy Jackson series, the Harry Potter series, Leven Thumps, Hunger Games

Favorite movie: Practical Magic

Quotes and Jokes:

1.Don't walk in front of me, I might not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I might not lead.
Walk beside me, be my friend.

2.A girl and her teacher were arguing about whales. The teacher said that it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because of its tiny throat. The girl replied that it was somehow possible because Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Whe teacher who was getting very irritated yelled at the student to write an essay on whales that was due the next day. The girl said that she would do the report, but also that she would ask Jonah when she went to heaven. The teacher asked the girl what she would do if Jonah went to hell. The girl shrugged and replied "Than you can ask him"

3. Only in America puns:
Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of skating rinks.

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back while the healthy can grab a pack of cigarrettes at the front.

Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, Mountain Dew, and a salad.

Only in America do we leave bank doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveway and then put useless junk in our garages.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of eight and buns in packages of ten.

Only in America do we describe the word politics so well: Poli meaning many and Tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Only in America do we have drive up ATMs in braille lettering.

4. Ever wonder why what doctor's do is called 'practice'?

5. If you want to know how stupid the human race is, here are some excellent examples on actual labels of consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do Not Use While Sleeping (Well then when am I supposed to use it?)

On a bar of Dial soap: use like regular soap (OK then...)

On Swanson frozen dinners: Serving Suggestions: defrost (What would I do without you 'Suggestions'?)

On most packaged dessert: (on the bottom) Do not turn upside down. (too late)

On a Rowenta iron: do not iron clothes on body (But I am too lazy to get the ironing board out!)

On Nytol Sleep-Aid: Warning may cause drowsiness (But I am looking for sleeping medicine that doesn't cause drowsiness!)

On Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...what?)

On a Superman costume: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly (Damn it!!)

5. To the world you may be one person. But to one person you may be the world.

6. Trust takes years to make, but only seconds to shatter.

7. Love is giving someone the power to destroy you. but trusting them not to.

8. Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up.

9. Never cry for someone who won't cry for you.

10. Stand up for what you believe in, even if you are standing alone.

11. Dream like you will live forever; live like you will die tomorrow.

12. He loves me, maybe a little, maybe a lot, maybe forever, maybe not.

13. Keep smiling it confuses people.

14. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate can not drive out hate; only love can do that.

15. Two can keep a secret, if one of them is dead.

16. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

17. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

18. If you can't handle me at my worst, than you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

19. Muliple choice question: What is infinate?
A. The universe
B. Human Stupidity
Answer: B

20. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

21. So many books, so little time.

22. In three words I can sum up life: It goes on.

23. Life is not about the grave. It is about the journey to it.

24. If you always do what you have always done than you will always get what you have always gotten.

25. Friendship is born when one person says to another: "What?? You too?? I thought I was the only one!"

26. A friend knows how embarrassing you are, and still chooses to be seen with you in public

27.“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

28. Life is what happens to you when you are busy making other plans

29.“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

30.“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”

31.“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”

32.“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

33.“You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.”

34. If you are talking about me than obviously my life is more important than yours.

35.“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

36.“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

37.“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

38.“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”

39.“Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that trolls exist, but because they tell us that trolls can be beaten.”

40.“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”

41.“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”

42.“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”

43.“What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?”

44.“Monkey bar," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.”

45.“It's useless to lecture a human.”

46.“You're a stalker with hooves."
"I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”

47.“It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we more bravery to stand up to our friends.”

48.“I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.”

49.“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?”

50.“Young Sally Owens: He will hear my call a mile away. He will whistle my favorite song. He can ride a pony backwards.

Young Gillian Owens: What are you doing?

Young Sally Owens: Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas. He can flip pancakes in the air. He'll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. And he'll have one green eye and one blue.

Young Gillian Owens: Thought you never wanted to fall in love.

Young Sally Owens: That's the point. The guy I dreamed of doesn't exist. And if he doesn't exist I'll never die of a broken heart.”