LisaDouglass

I'm a writer. I study fiction at UC Irvine and have a blog where I rant about my life and yours. I am the creator of Planet Lisa where there I have a cotton candy machine and pet snake named Fish. I live in Los Angeles and think God might be one of the more adorable ideas that humans ever came up with. I like people. I am a Pisces and find that I am a very very very angry person. I like desperation, depression, self-pity and self loathing. I also like satire and accounts of real life people doing real life things while pretending to be fake. I enjoy fake kisses and fake words as much as real ones. Lie to me, i won't know the difference.