http://www.writerscafe.org/thesethings
Some genuine Elissa quotes;
"I'm too young and too poor to be any good at disappearing"
""Exactly. They're all like "You need to get better" blah blah blah. Then when I'm trying to figure stuff out they prance in like drunken ponies and s**t everywhere"
"So what? My lips are red. It doesn't mean that they're not just as crazy as I am."
"Lonely is just an opinion"
"I rock the line between lonely and independent"
"choose to be happy & save yourself:)"
"Road dancing is an art AND a sport"
"Get me a bottle of rum; I'm a pirate tonight"
"We should be friends when I'm sober,
I have a feeling that I would really like you "