Ross Carpenter

I am a dreamy (in the 'eyes shut', 'there-must-me-something-more-for-me-out-there' sense of the word, as opposed to hunky. This, sadly, I can not profess to be), philopsophical and excitable. Yet, sadly unenthusiastic when receiving gifts- I cannot express gratitude without (certainly to me) sounding contrived.
But please don't let that stop anyone, least of all you, from giving me gifts. I'm grateful in the confinement of my own company.
I like to make people laugh.