Matthew

I'm a writer trying to be a lawyer. I don't know if I'm doing a very good job. I grew up in South Carolina, but I live in Southern California. In defiance, I have a South Carolina flag in my car. Most people here don't know what it is.

I read and write "dark fantasy." Don't call it "horror."

I run four miles a day.

I want to visit Kosovo.

I know German and a little Russian.

I want to learn Romanian and Irish Gaelic.

If I could have one superpower, it would be to fly.

I have a cat named Beatty. He is not a lolcat because he always uses proper grammar and spelling.