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TRY THIS15 Years AgoANSWER THE QUESTIONS...
(1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your cat Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes (2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I finally changed my underwear May - When I tripped on peanut butter June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August - When you smacked my a*s September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When you told me you ate your grandma's dentures November - When your dog humped my leg December - When I threw up in your sock drawer (3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Chicken- In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad - As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper (4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bite off Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over (5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend/girlfriend White - My father Grey - The Catholic Priest Brown - The Montreal Canadien’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red - My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My cup of Apple Juice Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink - Your "Little Pony Collection" Other - The elephant in the corner (6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpson's- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Other -shamed (7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks (8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear (9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - My virginity C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards (10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet a*s C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you (11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose (12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Best of luck on the sex change France - Love always Spain - The Watermellons are sleeping China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - with tears of sadness Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself NOW GATHER ALL YOUR ANSWERS AND MAKE A LETTER TO SOMEONE. MAKE SURE ITS IN ORDER. AND MAKE SURE THE SENTENCES MAKE SENSE. Before reading mine, there's a word that might offend or whatever so I guess rated M. Its the P word that rhymes with corn. (SORRY, i was writing this with a friend) Dear Bobby, Did I ever tell you that Your nostrils are insulting? When you told me you ate your grandma's dentures, I was really upset because that’s very bad! I saw that Porn In your closet so don’t try to hide it. Stop Driving over at my house. You look like one of those scary stalker. Well you are one of them anyway. Another thing, Stop giving The elephant in the corner dirty looks. He’s very afraid right now. I’m sorry. You should open your eyes and realize that I don’t like you no more. You should know That I get turned on only by garbage men that’s why I rejected you. BTW, I think Your toe ring is nawt attractive. You know what’s attractive? Your neighbors dog. So sexy! You have a restraining order because I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises of course that’s a lie. I know I’m so evil. I want to let you know that I'm scratching my butt as you read this. Love always Erika Try it. Its fun. Be creative! =) Peaceeout |