******RP CURVE Forum A Trip To The Cafe

Oh, you'll never guess! I was at the cafe today, killing time (and thinking about Edgar chopped up in several bags of ice), and I saw the cutest guy outside. He was purchasing cigarettes.

"Camel wides," He said... His voice was so dreamy.

Then, out of nowhere, a man walked up behind him, grabbed his right a*s cheek as he pressed up against him, and smoothly said "When we get home, I'll show you something wide."

*sigh* Why do all the cute ones have to be gay?

I also saw a girl looking at a Writer's Block Convention flyer. She was pretty. Dark hair, fair skin... F*****g b***h. She looked just like that whorey secretary. But it made me able to write the first paragraph of my new book! But shh... it's a secret. I might reveal it once I have the first chapter finished...