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Wit & Wisdom - January 6th 2014A Chapter by dw817It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay and work on the problem longer than most other people do. |
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Wit & Wisdom - January 13th 2014A Chapter by dw817A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. |
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Wit & Wisdom - January 20th 2014A Chapter by dw817If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you. |
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Wit & Wisdom - January 27th 2014A Chapter by dw817Kisses blown are kisses wasted, A kiss isn't a kiss unless it's tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated ! |
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Wit & Wisdom - February 3rd 2014A Chapter by dw817Marriage is a 3 ring circus. You got the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering. |
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Wit & Wisdom - February 10th 2014A Chapter by dw817As long as there are tests, there will always be prayer in schools. |
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Wit & Wisdom - February 17th 2014A Chapter by dw817The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. (continu.. |
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Wit & Wisdom - February 24th 2014A Chapter by dw817Proof that girls are inherently evil. (more) |
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Wit & Wisdom - March 3rd 2014A Chapter by dw817Oh geez I don't even know where to begin. I just can't figure out men. Remember how in first grade little boys would chase little girls around the.. |
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Wit & Wisdom - March 10th 2014A Chapter by dw817Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky, and he has a special list of ten things he does not want you .. |
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