Please Give Me Some Attention!

Hiya. I'm Dunky, but you can call me Dunk if that's what suits you. I live in Alaska. Gnome, that is. Gnome, Alaska. It's cold here. Brrrr! It's so cold out you can make popsicles on your front porch! That is if you feel brave enough to venture outdoors! Brrrr!

Things I like: being a ladies man, more than anything else. Also, I play Tiddly Winks alot. I have 49 cousins who all live with me. I married my sister, too. We have two kids: Sly, and Freida.

I love to write. Thanks for stopping by! Oh and come back often for updates, upgrades, and lots of amazing surprizes! I am going to blow you away!

Love,
DunkyD