Chris Woestenburg : Writing

Nightmares

Nightmares

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


I almost didn’t notice him get into my bed, but I slowly fell into lucidity. My body was still sleepy, and gravity a..
A Visit to My Old Middle School

A Visit to My Old Middle School

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


I walked through the crowded hallway of my old middle school, feeling like Moses as the sea of silly little idiots parted before me. It was strange be..
Opportunity for Advancement

Opportunity for Advancement

A Poem by Chris Woestenburg


Hey, kid, I don’t understand what you’re talking about;You make no sense to me.I think you’re walking too close to the dangerous lin..
Alcoholimbo

Alcoholimbo

A Poem by Chris Woestenburg


I guess it’s kind of a poem, contrary to my opinions.
How to Piss Off an Avid Reader

How to Piss Off an Avid Reader

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


I was sitting in the most inconspicuous corner of Tim’s, headphones on my ears but unplugged, sipping on a cof..
Don’t Bother Reading This

Don’t Bother Reading This

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


Seriously. Not worth your time.
War Party

War Party

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


The mediator stood in the centre of the stage and held the five fingers of his right hand up in the air and began counting down silently; four, three..
First World Tragedy

First World Tragedy

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


Catastrophe ensues as an 18-year-old stoner settles himself in his bed after his evening toke.
Sleep Paralysis

Sleep Paralysis

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


My description of what sleep paralysis is like.
The Black Lamb

The Black Lamb

A Story by Chris Woestenburg


Don’t try to find any meaning in this. I’m just stretching my imagination and freewriting. Thought this might make for a creepy creature.

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