drizzle Mcdrizz

a is for andrew, my first and whole name
b is for b*****d aka jesus
c is for catholic, which i am obiously not
d is for dumbass, which is a matter of perspective
e is for elephant under the tent
f is for fantabulous a made up word
g is for ganja self explanatory
h is for honey
i is for me
j is for jokes, which i like
k ends the word fork, k?
l is for lame, like this biography
m is for mellow, which rhymes with yellow and hello
n is for nuggets, chicken or otherwise
o is for original, gotta work on that
p is for pool and poole and pool all of which i like
q is for queen, a band and a love
r is for radical
s is for scribbles i do on various objects
t is a necessary letter in the alphabet, as are they all
u is for ulcers
v stands for victory
w is the starting point of our world
x means kisses
y, i do not know
z, oh z.