Sasha M. Artzen

Sasha M. Artzen was born in a small provincial, backward, redneck town in 1916, and again in 1978 and once more in 1983 to a Revolutionary and TV Quizmaster. She spent most of her childhood typically, summers on the coast, conversational Laotian lessons, Drinks with Rod Serling and Boba Fett, and her first banana republic at the age of 12. However Sasha wasnt so much into the (Industrial) Revolution and slowly became an artist. Sasha quickly developed a taste for all things Bohemian at an early age sadly finding them to be taste like chalk so she started to participate in them writing her first full-length opera at the age of nine. This opera was La Bohme and she really heard it on National Public Radio..

At the age of 13 Sasha had started to show signs of being a true bohemian revolutionary organizing several events such as the Absinth 30 mile (The number of miles you have to run towards the border to smuggle Absinth into the US) dash and Toulouse-Lautrec day. In 1924, she left home to presure an education. After 10 years of trying she succeeded in earning a degree in History from Cow State College. After this she ended up going to Are we not Men Univeristy to get a Master Degrees.

In 1739, she met another revolutionary whom she indended to marry.

In 1892 they were.

In her spare time, Ms. Artzen enjoys basket weaving, Kabuki Theatre and other things that Rhyme with orange.