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About Me``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got? Ah well, no matter what you say, I'm going to eat you anyway.'' The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She whips a pistol from her knickers. She aims it at the creature's head And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead. A few weeks later, in the wood, I came across Miss Riding Hood. But what a change! No cloak of red, No silly hood upon her head. She said, ``Hello, and do please note My lovely furry wolfskin coat.'' =D _______________ Eye Loaf Anguish Languish mourn aunty sing http://www.justanyone.com/allanguish.html _______________ Just one lifetime, maybe. More a standing glass, a swinging door. a wind that lost momentum, or a softly scratching pen that saw it all. Who can now be sure Of what half was...that is no more You just dont ask. _______________ I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. -Spike Milligan Comments
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