Emma Olsen

PLEASE don't waste my time if you're going to get defensive. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I am begging you. I promise you that I will say things that will help you (I mean, most of my reviews are around 25-30 points, so there's stuff in there), but I'm not going to say 'this is amazing!' right away. Maybe a few edits in I'll give you the nod, but yeah . . . I really just can't handle it anymore, especially because it feels like I just flushed that hour I spent critiquing you down the toilet. If you just want praise, PLEASE be honest with yourself and just don't message me.

At any rate, if you do want me to help you, I would be happy to look at your work! I'm trying to catch up on requests right now, so I can't promise immediacy, but I CAN promise a long and thorough review when I do get to you.
If you want a review your best bet is to message me and ask me personally for a critique on one piece. I don't look at read requests. There are like 300 right now and it's scary to even contemplate. lol

And, okay, as harsh as the above may sound, I am a nice person and I do want the best for you - which is why I spend so much time on my reviews! Quality not quantity, you know? If you hate that I've said something you didn't want, feel free to write a scathing review of my novel, in particular. =P

Also, I'm 23, graduate of Carnegie Mellon's BHA program with a dual major in Art and Creative Writing. I studied and stuff, so I do know what I'm talking about juuuuuust a little bit. ;P