mi-chan

I like writing, reading, anime, manga, japan, yaoi, jmusic (not listing all the genres), drawing, volleyball, and many other things. I've been playing the piano for about 10, maybe 11 years now and have just reached my... hmmm... 4th year playing the violin I think. I like all kinds of music, except opera. Just don't go there. I'll take any sheet music suggestions if anyone's got any ^^

Taking long naps, sleeping 13 hours, constantly eating while being on my computer with a little piano in between is my ideal day, but generally doesn't happen -_- (I'm secretly fat XD) I can say that I'm a fairly busy person, mainly when my sports are in season. If you become my friend and you message me, don't think I hate you just because I don't reply. Give me a week or two cause I may be busy with sports and AP classes. AP classes are (suprise suprise) hard. They require a lot of studying. Period.

My writing is, as you say, "experimental". I write whatever I feel and whenever I like. Because I get bored with stories easily, I like to freewrite meaning I write whatever pops into mah mind. Generally I get organized if I decide to elaborate on it and just refuse to allow myself to think anything about the story or its future besides the event I'm working on. Because I have a short attention span, or rather I'm just lazy, most stories I write are unfinished. You will never see me post something as a book, though mostly all of them are written in chapter form. This is because I think of a book as finished, something I can sit down and read without having to pause to wait for another chapter to come out. Since nothing I have written in chapter form is complete (yet), it will remain under the story section with a number next to it expressing its order in the series.

I do write poetry, but only when I feel like it. There are people who directly put their feelings into their works, and then there's me. You will hardly find me doing that, which may be a contributer as to why my poems aren't amazing. Also, I write a lot of dark and depressing poetry, generally because it's just plain easier for me. This means that if I write a poem saying I've been abused and am about to commit homocide then plan on killing myself, you should be thinking "Oh ho ho, Mi-chan, you've been freewriting again haven't you?" and enjoy the poetry written by moi knowing that I'm probably happy as a moose, sitting at home admiring my latest work.

Just to let everyone know, I am a narcissist. I'm actually apart of Narcissist Society (shout out to Lastica-chan!). I love myself more than anyone on the entire earth. I compliment myself aloud daily which brings stares that I proudly acknowledge. But unlike most narcissists, I DO know that there are people better than me, and will admit that some of my works are NOT the best. Actually, with writing I go through stages. Generally right after I write something I'll think it's the most beautiful thing in the world. A week later I'll reread it and hate it. A year later I'll come back to it and think it's awesome and wonder why I stopped. So I have an on/off relationship with my writing.

I am a proud member of the circle of freaks, which I would like to consider my second family. Zaikyo is apart of it. There may be a few more of mah homedogz on this site (just found Lastica and Mara!! XD), but if I find out anyone's been hating on them, I'll gladly invite anyone to come meet me in lovely Florida to have an all-out brawl. I don't mess around when it comes to my bff's, cause I don't have many ^^

I'm also a proud member of the NSS, a.k.a. the National Sarcasim Society. "Like we need your support" XD I have the T-shirt and everything!

Other than that, I guess mentioning that my friends call me the sadistic evil demon would be some good information to give ya'll. (I'm southern if ya'll haven't put 2 and 2 together). I believe that random nonsensical conversations are the best and try to avoid drama.

If ya wanna know more... well, I don't really care.... but you could try commenting or friending me, see what I'll do.

Oh, and one last thing... AIN'T IS TOTALLY A WORD!!!! XD

RANDOM!!!! XD
what goes around comes around. Wow, now I understand the game of tetherball. Yep, even daiharia follows this law!! Because you go, and then it comes, and then you go, and then it comes…

You brought it upon yourself. Geez, what did those kids with cancer do?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Nothing like a progress bar to make you feel like you're getting somewhere!

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

You stare because im different... ( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) I stare because you're all the same.

If at first you don't suceed, failure might be your style.

Well chap my a*s with a cheese-grater!

i'm not a vegetarian cause i like animals, i'm a vegetarian cause i hate plants!

yeah, the whole world's against me. No, i'm ok.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42muscles in your face to frown. BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and pimp slap that idot upside the head.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" - where to begin? that is the greatest question of all time, except for "Ouch! Why is that so hot?"

If you think the CoCoa Puff Turkey Bird-thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I'm part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

That is pointless, dangerous, and stupid... we jump on three, right?

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oh burn)

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when (not if) sent to the Headmasters office.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, taken, or creatures (vampires, arrancar, etc) who could care less about a pathetic human.

a man's ego is like an ice cube, so fun to crush. (made by my friend Tiffany)

Only in America:

do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their perscriptions while healthy people buy cigarettes at the front.

do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

do we leave cars woth thousands of dollars out in the drive way while we put our useless junk in the garage.

do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buy buns in packages of eight.

do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning many, and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures.

do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

are there signs at Burger King saying, "braille menus at drive-through window."


I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
u cry, i cry. u laugh, i laugh. u fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder.
people r like slinkies, basically useless. but it's so fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
friends will pick u up when u fall down. BEST friends will laugh at u and trip u again.
friends will bail u out when u get put in jail. BEST friends will be sitting right beside u saying "let's do again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "D****!" we f***** up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your s*** and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "B**** drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
A good friend will calm you down. A BEST friend walks next to you giggling, "someone's gonna get it"


~Fun Things To Try At Wal-Mart When You Are Bored!~

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

4. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

5. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

6. Put M&M's on layaway.

7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

9. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

10. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

12. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

13. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

14. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

15. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

16. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

17. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

18. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

19. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. And last, but not least...

20. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"


Have You Ever Wondered:

why the sun lightens out hair but darkens our skin?
why women can't put mascara on with their mouths closed?
why u don't see the headline 'Phychic Wins The Lottery'?
why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?
why is the man that invests all ur money called a broker?
why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food?
why do they sterelize the needles for lethal injections?
u know that indestructable box that's used on airplanes? why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
why r they called apartments when they r all stuck together?
if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
if the #2 pencil is the most famous, then why is it still #2?
why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
can fat people go skinny dipping? (no, they go chunky dunking)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why is round pizza in a square box?
why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the
earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey’s/apes, why are they still here?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn’t be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up
anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are helping you, but if they yell “chicken” they are insulting you?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water… how did she ever bathe?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Can you cry under water?


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