Nikhil Sharda

I am a producer and director for short fiction films and a writer

Lived most of ma life in MARS. Its a better place. We dont have orkut in MARS.

I AM NOT ANY DIFFERENT FROM YOU.


I am Nikhil. I'm abrasively honest, to the point I made a 35 year old CEO of a bigger company cry just by talking to him. I usually hate people, because they are all really f*****g stupid.

To me it really doesn't matter whether you’re a N****r, Boogie, Jap, Jig, Jigaboo, Skinhead, Moolimoolinyon, Schvatzit, Junglebunny. Greaser, Greaseball, Dago, Guinea, Whop, Ginzo, Kike, Zebe, Heed, Yid, Mocky, Himie, Mick, Donkey, Turkey, Limey, Frog. Zip, Zipperhead, Squarehead, Crout, Hiney, Jerry, Hun, Slope, Slopehead, Chink, Gook, cracker, whitey, the blue-eyed devil, paddy-o, fay gray boy, bohunk, snow mongrels, Guido, Goomba, Spic, W*****k, Beaner, honkey, Moon Cricket, towel head, camel jockey, apple, oreo. F*g, f****t, fruit, queer, tranny, homo, dongchoker, analblaster, fudge packer, buttpirate, pillow-biters, or c**k mongrel. I still hate each and every f*****g one of you.

I killed a baby seal once. It was not my fault, it tried teaching me calculus at 8 a clock in the morning. Plus I'm a Protestant Christian, it's like a rite of passage deal with us.

I've killed alot of cats. That was mostly out of compassion though, because they were shitting all over my car and I really love that car.

I usually dislike women,its difficult to deal with them.

I usually dislike men, because sex is all they think about.

I'm self-centered, because other people don't deserve my sympathy. I'm introverted, because other people don't deserve my company. I'm extroverted, because I'm curious about their habits and they make me feel better about myself.

"You scored higher than 99% on sociopathy"
Sweet.
Largely sociopathic genius.

I say what I mean, and I mean what I say. Courtesy of "Interstate 60". Don't ask me any questions if you don't want an honest answer, because I really don't give a s**t about your feelings.

Remember man as you walk by, as you are now so once was I, as I am now, so you will be, so prepare for death and follow me

"I'd hate to advocate drugs, violence, alcohol or insanity to anyone. But they always worked for me."