About Me
Yes. I am the notorious Captain Daaarby (get it? no? FU.). I like horror sometimes and romance sometimes, depends on my current mood. Hell, if it'll piss you off I'll explore the "erotica" section of writing expertise. Sure, yeah, I draw pictures for requests (I'm an artiste, not that you would know). Not that I'll actually get around to it. Again, depends on the mood. Actually, pretty much everything I do depends on my mood. Oh, yeah, I model too. Depending on what? You guessed it. My mood.
Do I sound like a b***h yet? Shall I continue? Well I'm glad you declined. Let's carry on. Yeah, I'm teenaged, gorgeous and totally not conceited in the least. Seriously though, stalkers and creepers GTFO. Oh, and I'm definitely NOT accumulating a southern accent, no matter what my friends will tell you. SunnyD, Aspringactress16, iroxmyownsox (Emily), and deadzombielove (loveisblind) are my closest friends on here...then there's a few people I don't know but whatev's. Anyway, I'm bored and totally not in the mood to write any more s**t so later. I'm out.