Alleyway Rover

Hello. I am Jeremy, traveler, amateur brewer, drunkard, maniac, writer. It's nice to meet you.

I have the first draft of my first novel Saturnius Mons posted and I am currently working on the first draft of the second, Templum Veneris I also have a few shorts about crazy preachers, angry drunken sceptics and unicorn wars.

Yes the last one is real and I expect it to come back to haunt me if I ever seek a career in politics.

Originally from the Pacific Northwest of the United states but currently squatting somewhere in a cornfield somewhere in the wilds of Nebraska. I'll likely stay until the farmer figures out what is happening and comes out with the shotgun.

I joined to join with other word warriors to share ideas critiques and stories in order to learn the craft, grow as an artist and eventually.... TAKE OVER THE WORLD, MUHAHAHA!!....

*checks notes* Sorry, everything except that last part....

For now.

I've been getting a lot of friend requests lately, which is pretty awesome, but it makes it hard to know who's actually interested in collaborating and who just wants an audience while they navel-gaze.

So at risk of sounding like a dick, here's my official policy. All friend requests will be denied UNLESS:

1. You've read and reviewed my writing already. If we've had a conversation, you're in.

2. You send some kind of message saying who you are and why you want me on your friends list.

A few people have told me that they dig my work and that being on their friends list helps them find more. That kind of thing make my writerly heart swoon. If that's the case, just send me a quick message and you're in.

Or if there's some other reason, just send me a message and I'll consider it.

I believe that it is our duty to leave the world a slightly weirder place then when we left it.

I also believe that storytellers are basically the ultimate humans.

I love telling stories, I love reading stories.

"Res ipsa loquitur
Let the good times roll."