About Me
I wrote my first story when I was four years old. It was called "Ghost Killers" (a poorly-veiled rip-off of GHOSTBUSTERS). I have since moved on from ripping off Harold Ramis films to ripping off life in general. Today, I blog. About everyone and everything. No topic is safe from my satirization, and that's the way I like it. Be careful who you flip off in traffic because you may just become the antagonist in my next short story where literally dozens of people will laugh at you. Ahahahahaha.