Tori

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Alright, Hello Everybody! Um I love to read, write, and draw and I hope to become a artist or graphic designer. I also Hope to become and Author and open my own Tattoo Parlor one day. I enjoy writing Fantasy, horror, romances, and such. I'm no fan of sci-fi or Historical fiction or anything like that. Um.....yeah...........so.....

Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
*high pitched voice* My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles for some. I don't know.

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance

And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And f**k Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats f*****g bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Satan!


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Here are some Cool wolf Pictures for you(I love wolves, werewolves, lycans, the whole lot!) And dont get me wrong, Wolves should be treated with respect and kindness. They are not heartless, blood thirsty, Out-to-get you killers like most believe. And if you hunt wolves I will hunt you. Just a fair warning.