The Wandering Cactus

The Wandering Cactus is neither wandering nor an actual cactus. I am quite stationary, and I am located nowhere near the habitat of cacti. It is merely a mask I use in which to write. However, I am in a terrible, terrible state of writer's block. If anyone is looking for a review of one of their items, I would gladly take the time to do a review. All you have to do is send me an email, and I will voice my opinion on your writing.