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So
you're a doctor and
you're
in the waiting room
at the car
dealership
and
you've picked up this magazine,
and
..
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Roy
is such a clever boy,
he
began to walk at six
months,
could read and write
by
three years old, said
the
pledge..
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A third of Edgar
Allan' Poecomprises
half of Poetry,
the
first part, the part
remembered
when the rest
can't
quite be..
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When
did tennis shoes
become
sneakers
with
all the creepiness
that
word entails?
Why
not tiptoers, steal..
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I
tiptoe along the fine
line between boring
and
dependable. It's hard for me to know
on
which side of that line I normally..
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It's
well known in the pig world
that
pigs rule the farm. Roosters
put
on a big show but later,
in
the dressing room, ..
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I
am illiquid.
I
own a house and a car.
I
have a wife and a dog.
I
have a job that
pays
in floaties, just enough
..
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Here am I relegated
to the bin
of antiquities where
lies a cluster
of clutter accumulated
across a lifetime,
out
of date ..
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Son,
you're full of s**t. Who's
been
selling you this crap?
I've
seen the wrinkled, squalling
beginnings
of life, and ..
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