Theophanes : Writing

Confessions of a Stuttering Baby Doll

Confessions of a Stuttering Baby Doll

A Story by Theophanes


The shocking expose of a crying "educational doll" making his rounds through a public high school.
And God Made Man

And God Made Man

A Story by Theophanes


The real reason why God made Eve. Warning: may be severely offensive to believers and men with high self control.
Priapus' Campaign Promise

Priapus' Campaign Promise

A Story by Theophanes


A speech at the Obsolete God Convention given by the Greek God of "male procreative power." Warning: rampant use of suspicious and possibly offensive ..