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The Top Ten
Twitter Pornos
When I first heard of the
lingo used on the social-networking site, Twitter, I immediately began to
chuck..
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Weiner Tweets
His Massive Tweet
New York Democratic
Congressman, Anthony Weiner, has made big news of late. Mr. Weiner (pronounced
w..
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My Life Is a
Shadow of My Horoscope
That's right. Each and every
day, I read my horoscope and that's how I plan my day. I also have a..
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Just a FriendAlways finds a way to see me,Flirts time and time again,She stares deeply into my eyes,I’m just a friend,She laughs at all my jokes..
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The Big GambleTo Vegas I go,Naively optimistic,Hoping to get lucky,That one-in-a-million,Flying over the desert,In a pitch black sky,Before my eyes wi..
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No PainA sore throat,A hamstring strain,A broken nose,I feel no pain,An ear infection,An ankle sprain,A jammed finger,I feel no pain,A stiff back,A su..
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Break-up Operation (B.O.)A sadness dawns upon me,As we part ways,Cognizant that all is lost,Tears streaming down my face,Immediate attempts made,To ho..
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Better Than SexTo look into your eyes,Feel your hand in mine,To see you laugh,See you smile,To hold you tightly,Hear you breathe,Rub your back,Watch y..
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The BlameCatching her in another lie,With another man,Late as usual,It’s all my fault,A bad day at work,Her mother getting fired,Her softball te..
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The Irony of hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (the fear of long words)Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words.# No, I'm not k..
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