The Painted Grin

Hello there wonderful writers, magnficent poets and short story fanatics!

If you're reading this bio, I am assuming you wish to know more about the person you are currently looking at, so in the event of me actually writing this I should most probably and utterly add something of interest and amazement.

But to your utter loss, I shall not. So the precise turn of events which are concurring in this moment you are reading a biography that will tell you nothing of the person you wish to know more about. Thus you should most probably stop reading and go on your merry way.... but you're still reading aren't you?

He he he, it amazes me how people can do this, just continue to chase irrelevent follies and assume to grasp magnificent fame at the end of the strange and twisted wild goose chase... but I plead of you once more; to just STOP READING!

Seriously, I am sure you can find something far more interesting to do... stop....stooop....stop... now, please? Come on already!... *sigh*

I have to say this though; you have just wasted about a good three minutes of your life reading an irrelevent biography... you must be either very bored or very stupid.

Still, it is the strange, irrelevent, simple and curious tid bits that make the world a little brighter everyday.

Good day to you! *takes a bow*

Melting away in the sun

The Painted Grin