The They

I am the most normal person you will ever meet. I am a man who aspires to gain no one's attention. My greatest dream is to stagnate in a cubical in some routine 9 to 5 job while wearing a suit. My primary interest is zoning out in front of my television. I am afraid of things and people that are different from me or make me think outside of the box. I do not smoke, but sometimes I will enjoy a single beer while watching the winning lottery numbers on network television (I never seem to win). Politically I am conservative... errr liberal... maybe conservative -i'm not sure. I am a dog person. Because I spend most of my time in front of the television, I don't read at all -except for celebrity gossip magazines. I go to church on Sundays so that the bearded man in the sky doesn't send a lightning bolt my way.