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In a fit of frustration
I asked him
"Why do you even talk to me?"
And he replied
"It's company".
I wanted to throttle him-
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I once met a vegan guy
On a blind date at a coffee shop.
He seemed nervous
Because he spent the majority
Of the time looking about, giggling.
At..
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"CLAM BEFORE THE STORM!!"
He screamed,
Then he cracked me in the shins
With his cane-
I took another summer job
At the old-folks home
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Strange lady,
Eyes like chocolate kisses,
Hair like cotton candy.
Walking around town
In spider's silk stockings-
Bundled up clumsily
In a blac..
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Try the gray pudding
between my ears-
Crushed beneath
The stones for years.
I've looked into eyes
Hoping to see
Just a tiny peice
Of me.
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Where No One Sees
Just so brave
When you're alone-
Just so brave
When no one can see.
Kindness doesn't
Make up for lack
of ambition
Silly gi..
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A soul, solitary in sky tinted waters,
A flame haired femme,
A crimson wallflower
Searches blue eyes for solace,
Strong hands, and broad shoulde..
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hat cute chick's working at the coffee shop,
He's got a few minutes free,
And a pocket full of change
So he stops to talk.
The place is kind of e..
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They look at the caveman
And marvel at how far we've come-
They say
"Look at him, Nearly naked
But for an animal skin
And the dark, course ..
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Four black fingers and I'm still in knots..
Four black fingers and I've learned nothing new..
I've spent three sticks of chalk - pink black and blu..
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