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Me: "do penguins have a Jesus?..." Him: "I said 'make a pastrami with two cheeses'" Me: "But... Do you think they do?" Him: "Just make the sandwich..

The CureHave you ever had a thought? Iwannadieornot (lifegasmisumab) May be for you. (Image of two people in a field as their hands slowly drift a..

It's my best shot at a Christmas offering

It's taken many years and much effort to rack up this sort of curriculum vitae

This one ended up a bit darker than I intended, another Halloween offering

I wish the toads would sing on key I wish I didn't have to eat I wish my chosen would choose me rather than some guy named Pete I wish I ha..

It's brief but I don't think anyone would stand to read much more of this.

Happy Halloween

Thanks, It was nice pretending someone could love me for a while. Though really it is not my style to be accepted. ..

Yes, the punctuation is on purpose