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Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash
I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
I wrapped fish inside it, it's smelly and cold
But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold
I love it because it's trash
I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash
...Yes, I love, I love, I love trash

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Comments

Amplexus Dryke

Posted 17 Years Ago

I can see why you live in a trash can. Why not be close to the things you love.

Julio

Posted 17 Years Ago

^_^ most of my work is like that.

Clayton H. Fink

Posted 17 Years Ago

Dumpster-divin' puppet. You're quite the role-model for the kids, eh?

Alessander

Posted 17 Years Ago

Well, I was wondering who was the #1 reviewer on this site, now I know lol...

J.P. Bristow

Posted 17 Years Ago

just to make it worth your while you can correct the spelling mistake below........"encouraged to restrain"........

J.P. Bristow

Posted 17 Years Ago

Bludgeon away I will.....and as it is my truest wish not to bore... feel absolutely free and ancouraged to restrain YOURSELF from critiquing any of my work. The purpose of a critique is to add meaningful insight into a writers work. As obviously you have no positive insight and feel the need to exorcise possible personal demons with your abusive style -- I'm sure that you will be pleased (if this is an emotion that is at all possible for you) to use your delete button effectively and often if this is the best critique you can offer. We are all entitled to our own opinions but yours is of no consequence for me. Thank-you for your time and Good-bye. No response neccessary or invited.

Crystal Tears

Posted 17 Years Ago

If you think my name is soo horrible, just wait until I actually post something. It'll be a lot better. And I don't give a rat's a*s what you think about my name. So go to hell. Maybe I'll see you there.

Bubo

Posted 17 Years Ago

your criticism is hardly CONSTRUCTIVE
And as your a FLAWLESS writer, of course you can critcise everyone else.
I've reported your post as abusive
NO ONE asked you to LIKE it, but your review was unjust........personally I think your a sad individual, with little to do but make negative comments.

Bubo	Posted 17 Years Ago right. As you have no idea what the sin was, I suggest you get lost.

Carmen

Posted 17 Years Ago

Your bio is hilarious! I love it!

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