Cornu

A fish swam into the Orthodox Church looking for the meaning of life. The priest was unavailable, due to the small gang of wombats that were extolling the virtues of Joseph Smith and cold, vegetarian pizza. The fish, wishing it had shoulders to shrug at the universe, simply settled for a non-committal wave of its fins. As the fish swam out of the church a runaway rickshaw being pulled by George Bush and Hillary Clinton rode over it, squashing its tiny brain to oatmeal. Right as its eyes darkened forever beneath the unforgiving rubber of the wheel it had time to think 'Oh yeah. The answer is pretty much what I figured.'
Then nothing.
Not even re-runs of Seinfeld.