Shy Joe : Writing

Ain't no place in The Shire for a wuss

Ain't no place in The Shire for a wuss

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Go ahead. Compare the Hobbits Bilbo and Frodo Baggins. Frodo is a p***y a*s b***h! I don't care if he had to bare the burden of the ring. Even Sam Wis..
Spontaneous hiccup fart

Spontaneous hiccup fart

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Laughter while being sad is nothing more than irony
coin flips driven by an unsympathetic chaos

coin flips driven by an unsympathetic chaos

A Chapter by Shy Joe


There is very little that separatesthe weak from a******s. The weak don't know or lack the ability to improve and their struggles to strive weaken the..
human condition

human condition

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I view people in four different categories. The people that live in the past, present, future, and then there are the ones that use these three catego..
uneventful days

uneventful days

A Chapter by Shy Joe


There's nothing exciting of the sun on a warm summers day.That is until you are hunted by the dark cold clouds from the North.They ride horsed on the ..
insignificant errors

insignificant errors

A Chapter by Shy Joe


We're always finding things that had no reason to be kept. Then you're reminded of the things we wish we had.Broken mirrorsare more useful than lost m..
weed eater

weed eater

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Plant pants. Get them now before they go out of season! The lifespan of the fad itself. *Green thumb not included*
Autistic Dreams

Autistic Dreams

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Believe a lot of times I have trouble sleeping because I'm afraid. Afraid of missing something. You know, like you're just not doing enough. Is that..
you’re a wildfire amongst candles

you’re a wildfire amongst candles

A Chapter by Shy Joe


The human condition requires life'slight to grow. That light will cast shadows and sometimesit gets dark. This forces us to create our own light in su..
bipolar on the pole

bipolar on the pole

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Confession time. I live my life vicariously through strippers. I don't stare at them as a pervert. Just living the dream.