Shy Joe : Writing

Life is hard

Life is hard

A Chapter by Shy Joe


When you are handed a test and it's not multiple choice, you just go instant dumb.
You got to be quicker than that

You got to be quicker than that

A Chapter by Shy Joe


If you're at a buffet and a child is about to take the last of the good stuff.....you tell them "Those are horrible, like broccoli." You get fed ..
Imagination

Imagination

A Poem by Shy Joe


eyes closed..the darkblankempty canvaspick up the paint brushdip it into the pool of child wanderlustwatch your reflection obscure in the ripplessling..
Newbie

Newbie

A Chapter by Shy Joe


What I've learned after my first week of school...no one likes me, one teacher has repeated the same speech all three seminars with the same exact..
Want friend

Want friend

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Nothing alienates you from the rest of your classmates faster than recounting what you was doing when you heard about 9/11. Apparently most of th..
Used and Abused

Used and Abused

A Chapter by Shy Joe


First attempt at personification.
Wait?

Wait?

A Chapter by Shy Joe


motionless, thoughts go flyingstay or gowill this affect your long term goals? the "here and now" compared to the "there and how"the steps you take ..
An apple a day

An apple a day

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Running into your doctor (that has been telling you, your cholesterol is too high for the last two years) in the grocery store and you have nothing ..
Balance

Balance

A Poem by Shy Joe


Emotion: Where would you be without me?Logic: Needless things, need not be.Emotion: What would you accomplish without passion?Logic: Intellect needs n..
Sex Fiend

Sex Fiend

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Today I was bored in class so I thought I would conduct self psychology on myself and ponder stupid s**t. Well I went too deep and gave myself a p..