Shy Joe : Writing

moral lines

moral lines

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Really good people and really evil people have two things in common. They're both motivated and passionate. Only one thing separates them. Desire. ..
Donkey turds

Donkey turds

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Sometimes that grass looks a little greener on the other side doesn't it? Maybe that's because it's fertilized by a lot of bullshit. Just remember t..
time is of the essence

time is of the essence

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Used to believe patience was selective and a choice we could make rationally. The hellacious fart that came flying out of my a*s, despite my bes..
drag queen dab

drag queen dab

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Just wanted to let everyone know that a guy wearing a dress help me operate the self-checkout when I screwed it up. I acted like a complete adult eve..
the boner fairy

the boner fairy

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Feeling good about myself. Helped someone through their relationship and I don't even know him. Get a lot of telemarketing phone calls from guys in ..
Yiff

Yiff

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Was reading a scientific paper on how humans have been evolving for several thousand years but now we're at a point where technology is supplementing ..
Sugar Puffs

Sugar Puffs

A Chapter by Shy Joe


If I was to become a serial killer, I would have to have a unique attribute to set me apart from the rest of the crowd and live on in the history and ..
the swedish spit shine

the swedish spit shine

A Chapter by Shy Joe


I have a confession to make. I've had an infatuation with swedish dishcloth's for some time now. I will spend hours on end watching YouTube videos o..
lets be Frank

lets be Frank

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Dr Franklin Lee: The surgery went well and your dad can go home today.Me: Frankly, that sounds good.Dr Franklin Lee: *small pause* Ya, here are some i..
she left me

she left me

A Chapter by Shy Joe


Watching the snow melt is kind of bittersweet. I hate it, but it's also the longest relationship I've had in awhile. So it's kind of like, you were th..