About Me
Shouldn't this section be called "autobiography" since I'm writing it about myself?
Anyway. I'm Caleb. I'm just some 16 year-old American kid who has way too many things to say and convey. Sometimes those things happen to come out in written form. For whatever unholy reason, people seem to enjoy these worded expressions that seep out of me now and again.
What else is there to say? "Caleb lives in Manhattan with his wife, Sandra Hardy. He currently has no children, but holds a fatherly image over his six pet-golden retrie-" No. Just no. If you want to know more about me, contact me via the magic of the interweb. I'm a sociable guy with virtually no life, so believe me, you're not wasting my time.