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For a twelve word horror story contest.

Or, Flowerbombing For Dummies.

Goats will make you money, and keep the lawn trimmed.

Smoking is bad for your car’s health.

I can look you in the eyes and lie to you.

Never turn your back on a man with a mop.

You cannot be too relaxed, or own too many webcams.

Asphalt? We don’t need no stinking asphalt.

You can see it in their eyes.

You gotta pick them up just to say hello.