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Since You Asked

A Book by Nobody.

The answers to all of your most asked questions by Abner “Haystacks” Hemmings, a mad prosaic poet who lives behind the urinals in all thos..

An introduction to the man himself

A Chapter by Nobody.

madness and poetry

You Asked About My Soul

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked About My Soul There’s a tropical jungle in my guts crawling with vines and hungry beasties. In the jungle, there’s a one room s..

You Asked About My Sexual Preference

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked About My Sexual Preference Women are my first choice, but everything else is fair game, too. If it lies still long enough, then f**k it. Ex..

You Asked About My Diet

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked About My Diet Mostly stews and essays. Meat is good, but old white tennis shoes and holistic toilet cleaner will do fine if they’re ..

You Asked About My Fashion Sense

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked About My Fashion Sense Flip flops are for the shower unless you know how to foxtrot. Men in shiny black combat boots and women in red fishn..

You Asked About My Political Beliefs

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked About My Political Beliefs On a global scale, I’m all for nuclear threats and the constant endangerment of human life. Scared chicken..

You Asked Me About Racism

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked Me About Racism I say leave the races at the Nascar track. We’re all mixed up milkshakes with so many ethnic extracts dripped in that..

You Asked Me About My Creative Process

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked Me About My Creative Process This is an easy one. I just skip my meds for a few days and the world becomes the magical red shoe on my rig..

You Asked Me About Humor

A Chapter by Nobody.

You Asked Me About Humor Well it’s all funny when you look at it with your eyes crossed. The so-called people that I encounter daily are always..