Righter

Calling myself a writer would not only be silly, it would be inaccurate and pompous. I am an assistant manager in a health food store. That being said, I do not believe that defines who I am (nor does anyone's job title). I am an aggressive hiker and backpacker. I am looking for a creative outlet. I have chosen this site because... well, it is the first I have come across(thanks Google!). Please look elsewhere for works utilizing things like propper grammar, punctuation, spelling, or sentence continuity. I want to make people chuckle. In fact, I have only one definate life goal which is to be able to make people laugh in every language. I have english and spanish covered... on to Swahili.