Jim

The person who nicked the wheel well of my car with their car door and dented it. I need to get that fixed so if you could just step forward and admit it was you, I PROMISE I wont kill you or anything, Ill gladly accept payment in forms of cash, money order, check, or my paypal account. Speaking of paypal, I always accept donations for the Steve Cause. I would also like to meet anyone who knows the culprit that dented my car wheel well, you wont be held accountable for anything accept pointing out the criminal and his location so I can pay him/she a visit. You maybe thinking - how are you so sure you didnt dent it yourself? - Well to answer that question I will call upon voice of Zurry, you all know Zurry, its that voice in your head that tells you, that you are stupid for asking such a question. For those still in doubt, I would not take all this time typing this non-graphic equivalent of a WANTED add if in fact I was not serious!

Also Id like to meet anyone who can lend me a hand in building a spaceship the no defunct plant Pluto. I love Pluto, but then again who doesnt? Come to think of it, wed be dead by the time we arrived at out orange dog named friend. Perhaps we could figure out a way to freeze ourselves for exact amount of time needed to go to Pluto.

I would also like to meet someone who is an expert at cryogenic freezing. This person will be working hand in hand with my Pluto spacecraft acquaintance, we must race Pluto! Well if I cant meet someone who knows anything about the freezing then I guess Ill just as graciously take a trip to Mars since I wouldnt need to be frozen to go there.