Randy Johnson : Writing

Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!

Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT I HAVE HEARD THAT PEOPLE REALLY DO SLEEP WALK WHEN THEY EAT WELSH RAREBIT.
A Double Whacking

A Double Whacking

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Drunken Cop

Drunken Cop

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
A Nazi who tried to be President

A Nazi who tried to be President

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
My Soul Has Been Damned

My Soul Has Been Damned

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
I'm not a Gorilla-Man!

I'm not a Gorilla-Man!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Nobody Blackmails Me!

Nobody Blackmails Me!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
I'm Eric Cartman

I'm Eric Cartman

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE SOUTH PARK CARTOON.
Dick Tracy

Dick Tracy

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS POEM IS BASED ON THE COMIC STRIP THAT WAS CREATED BY CHESTER GOULD.
Reincarnated

Reincarnated

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.