Randy Johnson : Writing

Lisa Marie

Lisa Marie

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO LISA MARIE PRESLEY (1968-2023) WHO DIED ON JANUARY 12, 2023.
The Price Of Eggs

The Price Of Eggs

A Poem by Randy Johnson


People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs. If they were standing on a cliff, I'd push them over the edge. Because the price of eggs ..
2023

2023

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Last night we said goodbye to 2022. Out with the old and in with the new. The new year is here at last. 2022 is a thing of the past. I hope that 2..
30 Years Ago On New Year's Eve

30 Years Ago On New Year's Eve

A Story by Randy Johnson


I still remember what happened thirty years ago tonight on New Year's Eve. I went to Goodwill and Kmart. It was the first time I went to Goodwill. I w..
Bernard's Birthday

Bernard's Birthday

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO BERNARD CRIBBINS (1928-2022) WHO DIED ON JULY 27, 2022
The Canary

The Canary

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury. When I opened his Christmas present, I received a dead canary. He put it in a cage a..
One Bullet Ended It All

One Bullet Ended It All

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT PARENTS REALLY SHOULD KEEP THEIR GUNS OUT OF THE REACH OF THEIR CHILDREN
She's Paying The Price

She's Paying The Price

A Poem by Randy Johnson


This is a fictional poem but it has been and will continue to be reality for many people
The Slob Who Won't Get A Job

The Slob Who Won't Get A Job

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk. His wife is very angry because he will not work. He won't get a job even though he's an able-bodie..
The 30th Anniversary Of Michael Robbins Death

The 30th Anniversary Of Michael Robbins Death

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO MICHAEL ROBBINS (1930-1992) WHO DIED ON DECEMBER 11, 1992