Randy Johnson : Writing

Santa is Stuck

Santa is Stuck

A Poem by Randy Johnson


While trying to get down this chimney, I got stuck.I can't budge, this really sucks!You're wondering what's wrong, you're wondering what's the matter...
A Scarred and Broken Man

A Scarred and Broken Man

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
You're Fired!

You're Fired!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Stacy - Part II

Stacy - Part II

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO STACY ANN BROOKS (1972-1997) WHO DIED ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1997. SHE WAS THE LOVING MOTHER OF MEGHAN AND MADISON WELCH.
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 2

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part 2

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
I Want My Damn Money!

I Want My Damn Money!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving

How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving

A Poem by Randy Johnson


The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't g..
It's Not A Chilly Dog

It's Not A Chilly Dog

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Electricity Is Taken For Granted

Electricity Is Taken For Granted

A Poem by Randy Johnson


We don't appreciate electricity until it's gone.Especially at night when our lights can't be turned on.Most of us take electricity for granted until w..
I Can't Stop The Bleeding

I Can't Stop The Bleeding

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.