Randy Johnson : Writing

A World With No Breasts

A World With No Breasts

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
I Killed For The Publicity

I Killed For The Publicity

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
James Best - Part 3

James Best - Part 3

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO JAMES BEST (1926-2015) WHO DIED ON APRIL 6, 2015.
That Damn Peach

That Damn Peach

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Yoda Stole My Soda

Yoda Stole My Soda

A Poem by Randy Johnson


While I wasn't looking, somebody stole my soda.I quickly learned that it was Jedi Master Yoda.I walked over to his table and we exchanged words.I real..
You Only Have Yourself To Blame

You Only Have Yourself To Blame

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

My Hand Is Stuck In My Butt

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Charlotte

Charlotte

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO CHARLOTTE COLEMAN (1968-2001) WHO DIED ON NOVEMBER 14, 2001.
You Killed My Sister

You Killed My Sister

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS POEM IS FICTIONAL BUT SADLY, DRUNK DRIVING FATALITIES ARE REAL.
She Can Never Love Me

She Can Never Love Me

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.