Randy Johnson : Writing

Dead Dog

Dead Dog

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I WROTE THIS TRUE POEM FOR ANY IRRESPONSIBLE PET OWNERS WHO MAY BE READING.
Pharmacy Shootings

Pharmacy Shootings

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO THE FOUR PEOPLE WHO WERE SHOT AT THE DOWN HOME PHARMACY IN BEAN STATION, TENNESSEE.
Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong

Why I Hope The Jehovah's Witnesses Are Wrong

A Story by Randy Johnson


The Jehovah's Witnesses believe that only 144,000 people will be in Heaven. They believe that people don't go to Heaven when they die. They believe th..
Joint

Joint

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM AND I BELIEVE THAT SMOKING MARIJUANA IS WRONG.
Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V

Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto

A Poem by Randy Johnson


A poem and drawing that I wrote and drew.
A Rabbit Wasn't Included

A Rabbit Wasn't Included

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When I ordered Welsh Rabbit, a rabbit wasn't included.The restaurant ripped me off, that was what I concluded.All that I was served was some cheese on..
Ina Mae

Ina Mae

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO INA MAE DOOLEY (1937-2017) WHO DIED ON FEBRUARY 24, 2017.
Pink Rabbit

Pink Rabbit

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I'm the human version of the Energizer Bunny.People laugh at me but I don't think it's funny.I put on this rabbit costume and the zipper broke.I'm stu..
ALIEN

ALIEN

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I'm from another galaxy and I'm visiting your planet.After what I've seen, I feel sick, I simply can't stand it.Your world has been consumed by greed ..