Randy Johnson
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GE AppliancesA Poem by Randy JohnsonThere's something about my wife that astounds me.She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE.I bought her a washing machine that was made by Wh.. |
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Dad Ceased To Be AliveA Poem by Randy JohnsonDEDICATED TO CHARLES F. JOHNSON (1947-2013) WHO DIED ON JULY 13, 2013. |
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A Different Version of Hide and SeekA Poem by Randy JohnsonMy nephew is making me play a different version of hide and seek.This version involves a gun, if he finds me, things will become bleak.In this version.. |
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I Wrote The Declaration of IndependenceA Poem by Randy JohnsonI got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks.So I built a time machine and traveled back to 1776.I intended to see the signing of the Decla.. |
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Two Purrfect SweetheartsA Poem by Randy JohnsonI have two purrfect sweethearts and I'm smitten.They are yellow and they're my two new kittens.One of my babies is a girl and the other is a boy.There.. |
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Cigarette ThiefA Poem by Randy JohnsonWhenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to kill him.He sneaks in my house when he catches my b.. |
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Return or BurnA Poem by Randy JohnsonI've been good to you and I let you live in my house rent free.You did something even though you knew it would anger me.You've really ticked me off be.. |
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Boy's DeathA Poem by Randy JohnsonToday, my cat died that I had for nearly six years.When I found her dead, it brought me to tears.Animals always bring plenty of joy.I adopted her in S.. |
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Solo Is a FlopA Poem by Randy JohnsonDisney didn't expect it but Solo is a flop.When it came to ticket sales, the second week saw a 61 percent drop.In Solo, Lando Calrissian is a pansexua.. |
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Three Lousy Bucks!A Poem by Randy JohnsonWhen I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.That low life piece of scum only gave me three dollars a day.That scum sucking dirt bag ac.. |
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