Randy Johnson
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Ice ColdA Poem by Randy JohnsonI have a story that needs to be told.I knew a woman who was ice cold.Many men liked her because she was beautiful and had big b***s.But you could've p.. |
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I'd Rather Watch Paint DryA Poem by Randy JohnsonThere is something that I hate, and it's something I won't deny.I hate the new Doctor Who TV show, I'd rather watch paint dry.I even complained to the.. |
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BurtA Poem by Randy JohnsonDEDICATED TO BURT REYNOLDS (1936-2018) WHO DIED ON SEPTEMBER 6, 2018. |
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ArtheniaA Poem by Randy JohnsonDEDICATED TO ARTHENIA JOHNSON (1955-2018) WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 62 ON AUGUST 3, 2018. |
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Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIA Poem by Randy JohnsonDEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY ON MARCH 6, 2013. |
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Bald BullA Poem by Randy JohnsonThis poem was inspired by 'Punch-out' which was manufactured by Nintendo. |
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Sex ChangeA Poem by Randy JohnsonI've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.She went behind my back and had a sex change.When I came home one afternoon, a man answer.. |
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Paying Alimony Is a Bunch of BaloneyA Poem by Randy JohnsonA judge ordered me to pay my ex-wife alimony.I told him that his ruling was a bunch of baloney.I refused to pay her anything because while we were mar.. |
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PantsedA Poem by Randy JohnsonMy ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.My sister knocked her out in a mall and then she pantsed her.She had to walk around the mall in h.. |
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I'm Justin Bred, not just inbredA Poem by Randy JohnsonWhen I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head.Everybody who I know thinks that I'm married to my .. |
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