Randy Johnson : Writing

The Gift of Swift

The Gift of Swift

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO CLIVE SWIFT (1936-2019) WHO DIED ON FEBRUARY 1, 2019.
Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV

Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
ED

ED

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take my wife to bed.I don't get any action because of th..
Kool-Aid Criminal

Kool-Aid Criminal

A Poem by Randy Johnson


This poem was inspired by a Youtube video.
Crosby Park

Crosby Park

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I moved to this neighborhood forty-two years ago today.I moved here six months before Elvis Presley passed away.Crosby Park is the name of my neighbor..
We Got No Time For That Crap!

We Got No Time For That Crap!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


INSPIRED BY THE SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT MOVIES.
Agoraphobia

Agoraphobia

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Even though this poem is fictional, it's reality for certain people.
Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals

Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals

A Poem by Randy Johnson


One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law.Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail.But A..
Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I called the police station but there were no cops.Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts.None..
Welcome 2019

Welcome 2019

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I welcome 2019, I'm glad it's here.I hope it will be an excellent year.Many years ago on every New Year's Day, Mom cooked hog jowls and black eyed pea..