I titled this poem 'ED' but it doesn't spell the name Ed.I have erectile dysfunction, I can't take my wife to bed.I don't get any action because of th..
I moved to this neighborhood forty-two years ago today.I moved here six months before Elvis Presley passed away.Crosby Park is the name of my neighbor..
One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law.Andy had no choice but to put Barney in jail.But A..
I called the police station but there were no cops.Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts.None..
I welcome 2019, I'm glad it's here.I hope it will be an excellent year.Many years ago on every New Year's Day, Mom cooked hog jowls and black eyed pea..