Randy Johnson
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The Rejected BabyA Poem by Randy JohnsonTHIS POEM WAS INSPIRED BY A MOVIE. |
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AnchoviesA Poem by Randy JohnsonYesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.When I came to the table, I saw that my family was eating all of it.They grabbed.. |
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My Evil Stepmother and IA Poem by Randy JohnsonMy evil stepmother and I became lovers and we killed my dad.We did it so that we could get all of the money that he had.We were greedy and we made sur.. |
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SpringtimeA Poem by Randy JohnsonIt's such a great day that it makes a man want to sing.I'm very happy because today is the first day of Spring.Knowing that the bitterness of Winter i.. |
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Nobody Will Pay The KidnapperA Poem by Randy JohnsonA man has kidnapped two people and is demanding 50 million for their safe return.But people have discovered who the two hostages are and they are not .. |
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God Is Cracking DownA Poem by Randy JohnsonTHIS POEM IS FICTIONAL, BUT I REALLY BELIEVE THAT GOD'S TEN COMMANDMENTS SHOULD BE OBEYED. |
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Half an InchA Poem by Randy JohnsonIt pains me to say that my penis is only half an inch long.It's extremely embarrassing because I have a tiny schlong.I never use urinals while out in .. |
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Brotherly DeathA Poem by Randy JohnsonYou wanted revenge against a man because he was sleeping with your wife.So you dragged him into a dark alley and stabbed him to death with a knife.You.. |
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Your Wife Is Carrying My BabyA Poem by Randy JohnsonYour wife isn't carrying your baby, she's carrying mine.She wanted me to marry her but I had to decline.She didn't want tongues to wag about her being.. |
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Deadly Magical PowerA Poem by Randy JohnsonAll I have to do is paint a portrait of somebody being dead and he or she dies in real life.I've painted portraits of my former boss, my in-laws and I.. |
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