Randy Johnson
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The Heart of a Good ManA Poem by Randy JohnsonI was a rich tycoon who was obsessed with greed.I wanted more and more money even though it was something I didn't need.Something happened to me and I.. |
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125 BucksA Poem by Randy JohnsonI agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks.I did the work but when I asked for the money, he said that I was fucked.Before he slammed t.. |
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Why I'm Going To Boycott Sunoco Gas StationsA Story by Randy JohnsonI was walking around in a Sunoco gas station because I had a little time to kill. The Sunoco that I'm talking about is located in Morristown, Tennesse.. |
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STRIKEA Poem by Randy JohnsonThe way I run my business is something my employees don't like.Just because I do them dirty sometimes, they go out on strike.They're on strike now bec.. |
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Rocky Balboa Isn't As Tough As He ThoughtA Poem by Randy JohnsonWhen Rocky Balboa returned from Russia, he'd been cheated out of his money, he didn't have a penny.I was at his estate sale and I bought his Lamborghi.. |
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April Fool's PrankA Poem by Randy JohnsonThree convenience store employees thought what they did was funny but I think it was cruel.Those three people said that I won a thirty million dollar .. |
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Your Car Sucks!A Poem by Randy JohnsonYou've designed a new electric car and it's being built on the assembly line.You've been pestering me to buy one but I never will, one of your cars wi.. |
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Bill MaynardA Poem by Randy JohnsonDEDICATED TO BILL MAYNARD (1928-2018) WHO DIED ON MARCH 30, 2018. |
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Falsely Accused By BillionsA Poem by Randy JohnsonI bought a shotgun at a flea market without knowing that it was used to commit a horrible crime.The former owner used the shotgun to kill an entire fa.. |
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Cursed Pet SemataryA Poem by Randy JohnsonTHIS POEM WAS INSPIRED BY THE 'PET SEMATARY' MOVIE. |
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