Randy Johnson : Writing

Happy 48th!

Happy 48th!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Mom carried me for ten months, I was one month late.Tomorrow will be my birthday and I'll be turning forty-eight.In just two years from now, I will ha..
Time Sure Does Fly

Time Sure Does Fly

A Story by Randy Johnson


Tomorrow, I will be forty-eight years old, and it will be thirty years since I legally became an adult. But it doesn't seem like thirty years have gon..
Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time

Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO ELVIS A. PRESLEY (1935-1977) WHO DIED ON AUGUST 16, 1977.
Middle Aged Charlie Brown

Middle Aged Charlie Brown

A Poem by Randy Johnson


As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.Back then I could laugh about it and I didn't give a hoot.But now that I'm fifty-one year..
I Lost My Wife's Life Savings

I Lost My Wife's Life Savings

A Poem by Randy Johnson


When I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.I have no hair left on my body because she grabbed my e..
I Was Cheated Out of Getting Revenge!

I Was Cheated Out of Getting Revenge!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


A SAD AND DARK POEM ABOUT A MAN WHO IS CHEATED OUT OF GETTING THE ONE THING HE WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD.
We Don't Have an STD

We Don't Have an STD

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD.Nobody will hire us, even when we offered to work for free.The STD stands for Simpson, T..
Road Rash II

Road Rash II

A Story by Randy Johnson


BASED ON A VIDEO GAME THAT WAS MANUFACTURED BY ELECTRONIC ARTS IN 1992.
Why My Superficial Wife Left Me

Why My Superficial Wife Left Me

A Poem by Randy Johnson


My wife finally saw my wiener, she had never seen it before.When she saw how small it is, she didn't want me anymore.We were happily married for ten y..
Death Of a Relative

Death Of a Relative

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO BURLEY JOHNSON WHO DIED ON AUGUST 3, 1994.