Randy Johnson : Writing

I Love The Autumn

I Love The Autumn

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Fall is my second favorite season of the year.I love the Autumn as much as people love beer.The leaves will change color and fall from the trees.When ..
An Entire Nation Still Mourns

An Entire Nation Still Mourns

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I DEDICATE THIS POEM TO THE NEARLY 3000 PEOPLE WHO PERISHED ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001.
Happy 49th Birthday

Happy 49th Birthday

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO JOHN BROWN (1970-2019) WHO DIED ON JUNE 3, 2019.
Chun Li Kicks People's Asses

Chun Li Kicks People's Asses

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.Don't make this woman angry or she'll beat the hell out of you.Many people make a comm..
Mario's Indecent Proposal

Mario's Indecent Proposal

A Poem by Randy Johnson


Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.Mario only saved her because he wanted to have sex.Mario says that she owes him sex but she doesn't..
Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

Princess Peach Turned Out To Be A Snob

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I had to travel through eight world's to save Princess Peach.But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.After killing seven fake Bows..
My Name Is Horace

My Name Is Horace

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO BRENT CHALEM (1975-1997) WHO DIED ON DECEMBER 9, 1997.
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet

One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet

A Poem by Randy Johnson


I ADOPTED AGNES ON AUGUST 27, 2013.
Nintendo Fired Mario

Nintendo Fired Mario

A Poem by Randy Johnson


His name is Mario Mario and he was Nintendo's mascot.He used to be Nintendo's biggest star but now he's not.Nintendo fired Mario when they learned tha..
My Complaint About Nintendo

My Complaint About Nintendo

A Story by Randy Johnson


It has come to my attention that Nintendo sends free products to certain people who review them on Youtube. I think this is unfair to every Nintendo f..